Don't take your little Lego men into the toilet with you, especially if you are doing No. 2's.
No, Daddy or Mummy will not be fishing out the little Lego arm that you have pulled off the Lego man and dropped into the toilet bowl.
You'll just have to flush and hope the arm pops back up afterwards (for the record, it didn't).
This was the cause of great distress in our house as I was arriving home from work yesterday evening.
Sometimes you just have to laugh (while simultaneously being understanding and sympathetic, of course).