Your children have been watching too much Masterchef when...
...this appears in the middle of the dining room table.
It's a medieval pig roast (cooked on a spit...I saw it hanging on the string attaching the pen to the Magna-Doodle...but didn't get a photo of that unfortunately). Accompanied by pieces of the wooden fruit and vegie set (that's a mushroom on the pig's back) and bits of plastic pizza.
Made by Liam. And yes, he did tell me he was "plating it up."